很皮很沙雕的句子,幽默有趣,皮一下很开心

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1.泡男孩子水温多少度合适。

Whats the right temperature for soaking

2.不擅长早起,却喜欢晚睡。

Not good at getting up early, but like to go to bed late

3.送你个指南针,省得你被我爱的找不到北。

Give you a compass, so that you cant be found by the one I love.

4.生活不止眼前的苟且,还有你前任的喜帖。

Life is not just about the present, but also about your exs wedding invitation

5.假如我年少有为不自卑,老公肯定一大堆。

If Im young, I dont feel inferior, my husband must have a lot

6.经常被自己蠢哭,又对自己无能为力。

Often by oneself stupid cry, again to oneself helpless

7.觉得自己性格不适合上班,只适合拿奖金。

I feel that my personality is not suitable for work, only for bonus.

8.我是女生,以后我们可以成为朋友,可以叫我女朋友。

Im a girl. We can be friends and call me girlfriend in the future.

9.白白胖胖,脱单无望。

Fat for nothing, no hope to get rid of the single

10.晚上我不敢跟你出门,太黑怕找不到你。

I dare not go out with you at night. Its too dark to find you.

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