心累时看的皮句子,可爱幽默,治愈你的不开心

高清   2021-01-30 14:14:30   点击量:

1.请不要一次次挑战我的底线,我是美女不是忍者。

Please dont challenge my bottom line again and again, Im a beauty, not a ninja.

2.医生说我低血糖,需要听几句甜言蜜语。

The doctor said that I have hypoglycemia and need to listen to some sweet words

3.2021年小愿望,晚上不失眠,卡里不缺钱。

Little wish in 2021, no insomnia at night, no lack of money.

4.跟我结婚以,想洗碗洗碗,想擦地擦地,多自由啊。

Marry me, want to wash the dishes, want to wipe the floor, how free.

5.你如果玩累了就回来,来我这双排。

If you are tired of playing, come back to my double row

6.为什么不回我消息,这也太没礼貌了吧,就因为我没发?

Why dont you return my message? Its too impolite, just because I didnt send it?

7.女孩子千万不要夜跑,太危险了,遇到烧烤摊就完蛋了。

Girls must not run at night. Its too dangerous. Its the end of the barbecue stand.

8.就算失败了九十九次,也要再努力一次,起码凑合整数。

Even if we fail ninety-nine times, we should try again, at least make do with the whole number.

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