1.你咋不上天呢？
古风：阁下何不同风起，扶摇直上九万里？
Who do you think you are?
Ancient style: why is it different, sir?
2.你真是辣眼睛！
古风：汝何不以溺自照？
You are such a hot eye!
Archaism: why dont you drown yourself?
3.不作就不会死
古风：上瑶楼台皆仙色，怎耐偏登极乐，坠佛入魔！
If you dont do it, you wont die
Ancient style: all the buildings of Shangyao are immortal. How can they bear to ascend to bliss and fall to the Buddha!
4.你过来我保证不打死你
古风：我怎敢转身，见你掌心泪痕，断了我心中安稳，你的萧瑟爱恨。
You come here, I promise I wont kill you
Gufeng: How dare I turn around and see the tears in your palm, which break my peace and your bleak love and hate.
5.我tm机智了。
古风：寡人果如其母之聪慧。
Im smart.
Ancient style: I am as smart as my mother.
6.你脸大
古风：君颜上似可跑马。
You have a big face
Ancient style: your face looks like a horse.
7.画个圈圈诅咒你
古风：画地成圆，祝尔长眠。
Draw a circle and curse you
Ancient style: draw the ground into a circle and wish you a long sleep.
8.给跪了
古风：膝行而前，以头抢地。
Give me a break; orz
